Welcome to my first recap of Pretty Little Liars!
Episode Title: Scream for Me
Let me just start out by saying that this to me personally, I don’t know about you guys, but it was 1 of the most emotional episodes of Pretty Little Liars. It started out with the Liars in Choir class at Rosewood high with Tanner questioning Alison about Shana. Now, people are saying that they think Tanner is on the A Team, but let’s be honest here…she isn’t…she is just doing her job. The only thing that really bugs me about Tanner is that she treats everyone like they are criminals rather than victims. I understand Tanner, that you are doing your job, but can you please be a little nicer about it? thanks. Thanks to Analyzing A on Tumblr, they noticed that Sydney Driscoll is in the background doing something a little fishy just before Alison receives an -A message in her choir book with every A note cirlced. Did Sydney leave the A message? or What the hell is going on with her? Then we have all of the Liars arguing…as usual. I feel like all they do is argue which is really getting on my nerves. Hanna is on a downword spiral straight to Radley Town.
Alison’s sketchy dad decided to skip town leaving Ali to her lonesome…I honestly can’t decide how I feel about MR D…he’s a sketch ball. So Ali goes to Hanna to ask if she could please spend the night at her house until he arrives home. Hanna who is being a physcho path tells Ali she would ask her mom, but you know Hanna, she actually had no intention of doing so. Ali steps up & goes to Ashley Marin by herself to seek her permission. Hanna had it up to here when she found out, especially wehn Ashley Marin offered Ali to use her precious bath salts. Hanna ran off to Caleb…which we still have no idea where the hell he is living…to get her Drunk Hanna face on.
Oh did I mention Toby enrolled i the Rosewood Police Academy? k. Which as usual, Spencer is not a fan of, because she doesn’t approve of anything that Toby does.
Ella is back! She is planning her wedding with Zack and offers Aria the position of Maid of Honor. Aria then heads off to Radley to do her volunteer work where BIG Rhonda caught lil gurrrl sneaking her sketch book back under her bed. Suzy Clueless is a horrible liar, and Bethany offers her a deal…Bring me some cheetos and Dr Pepper lil gurrlll or I’ma cuutt chooo. Basically Rhonda almost kickd her ass, and it would have been hilarious. Aria then proceeds to question Rhonda about Bethany, where Rhonda tells her a woman with a beige purse would sign Bethany out of Radley and take her to horse stables where she adopted a horse. Everyone is assuming the lady in the beige purse is Mrs D. Most likely.
Aria sends Spencer and Emily, while Hanna is getting shwasted with Caleb on a mission to check out these stables. There we meet some dude I can’t remember his name, who Spencer kind of eye bangs and flirts with. The dude really had nothign to say because he was dumb. Spencer and Emily were checking out the horses when -A of course locked them in the stables and the horse almost kicked them to death, Spencer got a black eye, and Emily became Superwoman as usual tryin to protect everyone. Where they escaped. Oh, also in the stables Spencer wanders upon an old riding hat with the initials MH, which they automatically say is Melissa Hastings.
While Hanna is drinking whiskey in a parked car with Caleb outside the brew, her tummy kicks in and the bitch needs a sandwhich, asap. She goes into the brew where Zack had already closed down, but decided to help her out. Zack continues to eye bang her up and down biting his lip, and starts rubbibg up on her telling her he could smell her from here and that he can keep a secret if she can. ZACK BACK THE HELL OFF» I trusted you so much, and you just lost it all buddy. Hanna with a short ass skirt and ripped tights freaks out and goes into Caleb’s car where they go to his place, drink more and pass out there.
In the mean time, Ali is back at the Marin house alone sleeping in closets because she is terrified that she heard someone try to get in. Later the next night, while Ali is getting ready A busts through the Marin’s with a knife scaring Ashley to death where she calls Tanner. Tanner continues to drill Ali about lies ect, where Ashley had enough. She was like bitch back off, find these creeps and stop effin around.
Later we find out that Ali asked Noel Kahn to break in the house to scare Ashley, but something tells me it wasn’t him. Rememebr Halloween 1? He never got the time to do it & it actually was -A?
Rewind a bit, Hanna parks outside the brew the same evening where Zack jumped into her car stating that he has all intentions of banging her, slips Hanna his numba and says to hit him up, rubs her leg, jumps out. Hanna cries and runs to Aria’s where Aria cusses her out waving her finger in Hanna’s face telling her she’s the problem and blah blah blah